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<i>NARRATOR". Another bright, brisk morning
in Gotham City.</i>

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<i>For such a bustling metropolis,
the day seems to have begun quite normally.</i>

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<i>But wait, do we sense
something slightly off-key?</i>

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<i>Here in the Keyborn Bookstore perhaps?</i>

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<i>Or in the Keynote Music Shop?</i>

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<i>Or even in the sacred precincts...</i>

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...of <i>the ultra conservative
Gotham City Key Club?</i>

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<i>Meanwhile, at Wayne Manor...</i>

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<i>...stately home of millionaire Bruce Wayne
and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson...</i>

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All right, take it from the top, Dick.
Ahem. Besides its famous apes...

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...and the part it's always played in history,
the Rock of Gibraltar is also famous for...?

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-It's the key to the Mediterranean.
-Aha.

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Right, Dick.

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You might make that the keynote
of your geography paper.

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- A headache, Bruce?
-No, no, just a bit weary.

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But thanks to the brief respite
from crime-fighting...

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...which we seem to be enjoying,
my energies will be quickly restored.

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What?

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Upside down?

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Pointing the wrong way?

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Hmm. We'll get right on it.

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That was the manager
of the Keystone Building.

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Someone has been playing havoc
with the big sign identifying it.

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Probably the work of some prankster, heh,
or some joker.

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Jo-- Of course, Chief O'Hara.

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Who else but that malevolent mischief-maker
could be taunting us again...

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...with his capricious capers?

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You still don't think
we should call the Caped Crusader?

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When books, records and files
are involved, Chief O'Hara...

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...I think that we should try
to tackle the problem ourselves...

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...but when it comes to tampering
with the buildings of our fine city...

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...we have no other choice.

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I think I found it, Bruce.

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I'm afraid you spoke too soon, sir.
Let me answer it for you.

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I can always think up a bit of a taradiddle.

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No, Alfred, if the commissioner needs us,
this is no time for a white lie, even the smallest.

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- Yes, commissioner?
-I'm afraid it's the Joker again, Batman.

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We'll be right there.

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To the Batpoles.

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We're having the locks replaced
in this building.

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And when the new keys arrived today,
this was in with them.

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- Holy vertebra.
- Indeed.

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A macabre little opener.

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Read the attached note.

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"Latched or mastered,
skeletoned or passed...

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...spot the Scot before you're outclassed."

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Latched or mastered?

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I suspect he used the past tense
to further confuse us, Robin.

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Latch, master, pass, skeleton.

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They're all terms which refer to keys.

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Like the Key Club or the Keystone Building.

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Some seventh sense tells me
that this particular Scot...

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...is billionaire Angus Ferguson...

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...the famous Scottish collector
who's currently visiting our fair city.

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Just what I was thinking, Batman,
now that you, uh, reminded me.

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Obviously there is a connection here.

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Mr. Ferguson is having a private showing
today of his fabulous collection of keys.

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How can anyone
have a fabulous collection of keys?

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There are some famous keys
in the world, Robin.

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Of which Angus Ferguson
has either the original or an exact replica...

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...including the piéce de résistance
of his current show...

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...the famous Jeweled Key of Kaincardine...

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...handed down through the ages
from one Scottish ruler to another.

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Hmm. Holy key ring. Where is this showing?

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At his private suite at Gotham Towers.

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We have as many of our men
posted there as we can spare...

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...but, ha, ha, if this note is from the Joker...

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I suggest we take a look...

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...at Ferguson's fabulous collection of keys.

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Ah. This should do it.

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Ah. Ah!

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At last, success
beyond even my wildest dreams.

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Success, Joker, because you can turn
an itsy-bitsy key in an itsy-bitsy box?

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Glad you could tear yourself away
from that mirror for one minute, Cornelia...

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...to admire my latest triumph.

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This box, and particularly
this key I've just made...

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...could be the downfall of those audacious
adversaries, Batman and Robin...

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...and give me free reign
to pursue my cunning career. Ha, ha!

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- How did you make the box, Joker?
-Oh, out of bits and pieces, lads.

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Odds and ends, cheese paddings,
lightning bugs, cockroach shells...

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...all combined with my talents
in other fields, of course. Ha, ha.

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But enough of this chitchat.

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I am off to make my first experiment.

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And when I return, I suspect I will not only
have confounded the Dynamic Duo...

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...but I will have in my possession
the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine.

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- The what?
-Ho-ho-ho.

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The diamonds with which it is encrusted
are worth a king's ransom, Cornelia.

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Not to mention the rubies in its loop,
the emeralds in its stern...

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...the sapphires in its collar,
and the fire opals in its bit.

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Ah. It's so good.

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Aye.

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The Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder.

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Well, it's good to have you here.

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Help yourself to a doch-an-dorris.

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It's a breath of heather
from me brewster, my golly.

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Thank you, Mr. Ferguson,
but we'd just like to browse a bit.

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Browse, aye, browse.
Browse to the content of your stout heart.

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What's a doch-an-dorris?

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Gaelic for stirrup cup, Robin.

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- A drink usually taken on parting.
-You think he wants to get rid of us'?

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I think we should try to act
as casual as possible, old chum.

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<i>Hmm.</i>

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A rare acquisition.

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"The key to the Bastille cell block in which
the man in the iron mask was imprisoned."

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How could Mr. Ferguson have gotten that?

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A golden key opens every lock, Robin.

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Shall we?

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Holy keyhole.

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If there's any dirty work afoot, you can be sure
this key is the hoped-for target.

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It must be worth a fortune.

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More than a fortune, Boy Wonder.

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It's priceless.

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And you're right, Batman,
my target is the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine.

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Which, luckily,
we will prevent you from obtaining.

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Ho-ho! I wonder, Caped Crusader.

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I anticipated your presence here today.

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And I believe my newest invention
will render you helpless...

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...while I transfer ownership
of the priceless jeweled key.

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- Are you all right, Robin?
-I think so, Batman. What happened?

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- I'm not sure.
-Look, it's gone.

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It certainly is gone.

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It most certainly is gone.

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And if that key is nay found
and returned at once...

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...I'll sue this city for $8,000,523
and a threepenny bit.

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- But, Mr. Ferguson--
-The charge will be grand larceny.

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You'll hear from my law agent
because you can say "Jack McRobinson."

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And you, you two muttonheads,
after I offered you a wee doch-an-dorris...

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Gotham City still holds you
in great esteem, Dynamic Duo.

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The word, uh, "muttonheads"
was most unfortunate.

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It was right.

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We were standing in that alcove
while the Joker made off with the jeweled key.

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It's hard to explain.

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What did happen, Batman?

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He had some kind of contraption,
a small box with a key.

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Which sparked and hummed.

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He said it would render us helpless
while he pulled off the robbery.

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And it did.

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Although, I don't know exactly how yet.

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If this device could do that
to the two of you, think--

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I have thought, commissioner.

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The theft of the Jeweled Key
of Kaincardine...

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...is only secondary.

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There are many devious tricks
up that crafty clown's sleeve.

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He must be stopped...

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...before he makes a laughing stock,
not only of Robin and me...

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...your fine department...

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...but all of Gotham City.

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<i>And in conclusion, let me repeat the hope
that Batman and Robin...</i>

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<i>...were in no way helping the Joker
steal the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine...</i>

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<i>...from Mr. Ferguson's collection today...</i>

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<i>...just because the Dynamic Duo
stood by ineffectively.</i>

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Ineffectively?

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What an unpleasant innuendo.

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<i>There is a rumor around Gotham City tonight
that the Joker has some new invention...</i>

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<i>...against which the Caped Crusader
and the Boy Wonder are powerless.</i>

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Enough of rumors.

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<i>It's</i> about time <i>for The Green Hornet.</i>

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You're right, Bruce.

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<i>Citizens of Gotham City, this is the Joker.</i>

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<i>Corning to you through your key station
via my high-powered jamming system...</i>

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<i>...and particularly addressing Batman,
wherever you are.</i>

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<i>Foiled, failed, frustrated and so defenseless,
I'll even give you a clue to my next crime.</i>

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<i>Don't give a hoot for the hobnailed,
but look for a bow and a bobtail.</i>

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Joker is in one of his more generous moods
providing us with clues.

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Let's provide him with a little action.

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To the Batpoles.

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In his strange and evil way, Robin...

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...the Joker sometimes exhibits
a bit of twisted honesty.

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I think we can ignore the first half of the clue
as he suggested...

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...and concentrate
on "look for a bow and bobtails."

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What do you mean, "twisted honesty"?
He's trying to stomp us, isn't he?

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Let's say he wants us
to take his tricky bait the hard way.

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Like we did today.

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I think I have the solution to that too, Robin.

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When he was younger,
the Joker was a well-known hypnotist.

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- Holy mesmerism.
-Exactly.

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Catching us off-guard...

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...and using that ingenious box and key
as a temporary diversion...

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...he momentarily had us in his power.

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But that's water under the bridge.
Now, "look for a bow and bobtails." A bow.

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Bow nut, bowline, bowlegs, Bo Peep--
Rainbow?

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No, I suspect there is some other key t--

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Key.

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Of course. The loop of a key.

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The handle is also called a bow.

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Now, bobtails.

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Bobtailed horse, bobtailed drawbridge.

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Bobtailed flush in poker, bobtailed lynx.

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Lynx? Cufflinks? A golf course?

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L-Y-N-X.

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A bobtailed species of wild cat
with a valuable fur varying in color of--

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That's it, Robin.

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And the way he emphasized
"foiled, failed, frustrated and defenseless."

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Sure, Batman.

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He must have the key
to Franchin's Fancy Fur Salon. Let's go.

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One moment, Robin.

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This requires unusual precaution.

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Oh, I know diamonds are supposed
to be a girl's best friend...

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...but I could get real chummy
with some mink or ermine.

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Oh, I'll take three or four of these
and a couple of gorillas.

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I think you mean chinchilla, Cornelia.

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One of the rarest and most costly of furs.

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Oh, well, that's exactly what I mean.

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Aren't you afraid we'll get caught
in a place like this, this time of night?

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Ha. With my duplicate key
to the manager's office...

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...we came through his private entrance.

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Which has no burglar alarm.

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And Latch and Bolt
are in the front hall, on guard.

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Ho-ho! With two recruits. Ha, ha!

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But what about the clue
you broadcast to Batman?

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Aha. Precisely why I brought
my little magic box.

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I'm looking forward
to giving Batman and Robin...

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...another taste of its unique power.

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- This time the joke's going to be on the Joker.
-So let's get the jump on him.

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Ooh! Ho-ho-ho!

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Good evening, friends.

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Something's wrong.
The key must be broken.

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It's not the key to that box that's broken,
Joker, it's your hypnotic power over us.

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Well, it worked before.

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This time we took our counter-hypnosis
Bat-pellets from our Bat-capsule dispensary.

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Latch, Bolt, everybody!

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Nothing but some wires and a little battery.

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Exactly, Robin.

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We didn't give him time to induce hypnosis.

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But as I've said, that monstrous mountebank
is full of mad maneuvers.

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Would you like me
to bring down some breakfast, sir?

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The human body can only go so long
without proper food, drink and sleep.

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It's only been one night, Alfred.

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00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,664
And we have to trap the Joker
once and for all.

230
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,333
If I might suggest a thought, sir?

231
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:04,585
Oh, please, do.

232
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:09,631
It struck me that recently most of his messages
have involved twists on words.

233
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,883
Wordplays on keys, particularly.

234
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,594
Now, if in his private life--

235
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,721
Precisely the course
we've been pursuing, Alfred.

236
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,473
Robin, what have you come up with?

237
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:24,396
Keyboard, key bugle, key fruit,
keynote address...

238
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:27,441
...key signature, Keystone State.

239
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:31,236
Uh, by "private life,"
I meant a change of identity.

240
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,322
Possibly an assumed name.

241
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:36,658
- Holy pseudonym.
-Of course, Alfred, why didn't we think of that?

242
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,453
Would you mind handing me
the telephone directory?

243
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,538
- Here you are, sir.
-Thank you.

244
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:45,834
I programmed a Batcomputer feedback circuit
to isolate key name metaphors...

245
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:49,713
...in the greater Gotham City
telephone directory.

246
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,590
It's gotta be one of these.

247
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,133
Mrs. Carrie B. Keypin.

248
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:57,137
No, I don't think he'd
be masquerading as a woman.

249
00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:00,349
- The Locker Room?
-An English grill I occasionally frequent.

250
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,684
Superb suet pudding.

251
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,978
Louie Latch?

252
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,191
What about this one? Clavier Ankh.

253
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:13,904
- Clavier Ankh? What kind of a name is that?
-A very revealing name, Robin.

254
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,407
The clavier is the keyboard of an organ.

255
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:23,038
An ankh is a sacred Egyptian cross
symbolizing the key of life.

256
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,331
Gosh, Batman.

257
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,582
And the address.

258
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,460
"Number 1, Dugan Alley."

259
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,462
That's worthy of note.

260
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,303
-It's a cool pad, Joker.
-Ha.

261
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:43,141
All you've seen of this cool pad, Cornelia,
is that mirror. Vanity is a waste of time.

262
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,185
I never look at myself.

263
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,313
Well, I'm younger, Joker, and a girl.

264
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,815
And it is a cool pad.

265
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,651
Well, it will do for the purpose.

266
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,195
Do you think Batman's
smart enough to find it?

267
00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:58,824
Oh, he's an adversary
almost worthy of me, Cornelia...

268
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,368
...but soon will only be the skeleton of one.

269
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,417
And sooner than I planned, in fact.
There's the Batmobile now.

270
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,336
The Dynamic Duo are somewhat
unorthodox, Cornelia.

271
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:14,381
No doubt they'll come up the outside wall.
You know what to do.

272
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,466
And Latch and Bolt are waiting to help...

273
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:20,011
...while Uncle Clavier double-checks
his Human Key Duplicator.

274
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,388
You mean a real live one?

275
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:23,140
Uh, you'll see, Cornelia.

276
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:27,060
Oh, at last the end of Batman and Robin
is in sight.

277
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:31,565
And I can start planning
the craftiest caper of my career.

278
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,870
Your, uh, daily workout, Batman?

279
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,581
Yes. Crime-fighters have to stay in shape.

280
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,500
- But you know that.
-Well, my job is a little easier.

281
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,628
Sometimes a fast gun has the edge
on a fast Bat-rope.

282
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,507
I'm not invading your territory.
I'm just tracking down a clue incognito.

283
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,384
Welcome and good luck.

284
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,679
If you need help, locate us
through Commissioner Gordon's office.

285
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:04,681
The Batphone number is unlisted.

286
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,933
Smart thinking.

287
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,317
Don't slip.

288
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,028
Brave men, Jim.

289
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,329
You startled me.

290
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,955
I'm sorry, young lady.

291
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:34,544
We're here to pay Mr. Clavier Ankh
a little unexpected visit.

292
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:36,254
This is his apartment, isn't it?

293
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,840
Uncle Clavier is in the, uh, library.

294
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,301
May I ask who's calling?

295
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,470
Batman and Robin.

296
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:44,888
Oh, yes.

297
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,057
This way, please.

298
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,853
Girl from the fur salon.

299
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,356
I'm afraid this could be a trap, Batman.

300
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:58,693
He who knows how to fear, Robin,
knows how to proceed with safety.

301
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:01,238
A translation from the Latin.

302
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:07,869
Maybe I should have told you,
the library is in the cellar.

303
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,672
To make this Human Key Duplicator...

304
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:22,425
...I also made some brilliant changes
and innovations.

305
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:26,888
But I'm sure you understand
the basic principles, Batman.

306
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,267
You are in this vise.

307
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,436
A duplicate blank key is in this vise.

308
00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:38,275
And when I activate the motor
and the vises start turning...

309
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:43,738
...that cutting blade
will do its grooviest work on you.

310
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:46,157
You monster.

311
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:51,621
A grown man like me should be prepared
to meet his maker at any time...

312
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,624
...but not a boy like Robin.

313
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,502
What diabolical plan do you have for him?

314
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,379
First a wax spray job.

315
00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:03,800
Somewhat similar to what you get
when you have the Batmobile washed.

316
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,761
It takes a week or so
for the wax to harden properly.

317
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,847
Until then, who knows?

318
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:13,101
A notched key for a lock
with many wards, hmm?

319
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:16,187
Do I have to watch all this, Joker?
The reflection is icky.

320
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,065
Oh, not if it makes you
squeamish, Cornelia.

321
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,152
All right, to the Wax Spray Chamber
for the Boy Wonder.

322
00:23:26,489 --> 00:23:28,617
Start with a light spray.

323
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:34,956
When every pore in his body is filled with wax,
we'll apply a heavier coating.

324
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:41,504
Let's get the skeletonizing process over with,
Batman, while you're all keyed up.

325
00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:44,132
Have you a last word for posterity?

326
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:45,467
Only this, Joker.

327
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:50,931
Evil sometimes triumphs temporarily,
but never conquers.

328
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:56,061
If I have time, Batman, I'll see that
that is properly engraved on your tombstone.

329
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,479
In the meantime...